I want to marry bread.
Qt nails
Tell me that I’m a princess.
Hope I get good marks in a level Criminal Minds marathons, selfies and being cute
Bonnie yawn !!! So cute !!!
Dear postman I am
sorry for writing a mean
haiku about u
a haiku for my postman
dear postman, why do
you never deliver things
when it’s raining, prick
selfie for self esteem
Basically my only redeeming quality is being able to quote lengthy amounts of Father Ted episodes and I’m not even sure if that’s a redeeming quality who wants to date me
Does extreme napping count as a sport ?
I broke one of those stretchy resistance band things in a pilates class full of middle aged women tonight and they all started laughing at me. It’s like the world is telling me not to exercise.
selfies is like my family
more like the not quite worth the hype but still alright because baz luhrmann is fucking class and mm carey mulligan gatsby
Going to see Gatsby soon and my pizza got burnt because I took too long taking selfies.
