I want to marry bread.
Hope I get good marks in a level Criminal Minds marathons, selfies and being cute
a haiku for my postman
dear postman, why do
you never deliver things
when it’s raining, prick
Basically my only redeeming quality is being able to quote lengthy amounts of Father Ted episodes and I’m not even sure if that’s a redeeming quality who wants to date me
Does extreme napping count as a sport ?
I broke one of those stretchy resistance band things in a pilates class full of middle aged women tonight and they all started laughing at me. It’s like the world is telling me not to exercise.
more like the not quite worth the hype but still alright because baz luhrmann is fucking class and mm carey mulligan gatsby